"Top Eight Signs That You Are Obnoxious and a Pain in the Duff"

(1) When: You log onto the computer to play solitare and get kicked back out!

(2) When: you place a call to a corporation and the generic pre recorded "kind women's" voice hangs up on you!

(3) When: the cable repair guy actually comes earlier than scheduled- TO GET IT OVER WITH!

(4) When: Vagrants hide their signs and look down when they see you in your car stopped at interchanges or underpasses!

(5) While: at a baseball game the umpire screams "your out!"  He then points at your seat inspite of there being some 40,000 fans around you!

(6) When: Nigerian e-mail scammers have your e-mail blocked! 

(7) When: You're the only one on your block to never receive junk mail!

And Finally...........................

(8) You become a stand-up comic!




Dr. Shenanigans PHD/MD