"Wayne Hooks"

                On  clear night in Gadsden town

          a ring of hoodlums were drivin' round

       They smashed the mailbox of one Mr. Hooks

He chased the neophytes down the side of Country Club

                   mountain as if they were crooks

 At the red light they stopped Wayne took out a bat

                     smashin' their car trunk flat

  Green flashed the new light as they sped outta sight

              There once was a man named Wayne

                         some thought was insane

Who sped down country club mountain motor bike way

after some crooks and introduced himself as Mr. Hooks

                   He introduced himself as Mr. Hooks